Me: “Better check my phone and see if I have any texts”
*looks at phone and remembers*
Me: “oh wait, I don’t have friends to text.”
Whenever I am introduced to guys I always think, “He may be the one.”
Then I learn that they are going out with someone so I just get my gameboy and play another round of Pokemon.
- friend: would your boyfriend be upset if _______?
- me: would my boyfriend be my boyfriend if he were my boyfriend?
we’ve all got that weird pretty big secret that we don’t really hide but like we don’t flaunt it like “My brother died of cancer” or “I’m gay” or “I tried to kill myself last year” or anything really and when you find out somebody’s big plot twist you know you’re in this friendship for the long run